Hahaha limpek finally got 1 subscriber for the Goldfish Sexual Harassment subscription liao. How can limpek not give plesen to the very first subscriber!? And hearing miss dblchin say "
***edit: oops... kena tiu by first subscriber already. So picture has been removed. Soli to dbklchin, and to others who will not get to see.***
Plesen for first subscriber. The author of the website Miss Camwhore City where limpek always visit to look at her pics and imagine her that way like the pic above.
Back to blogging.
Wednesday 29th. House no electricity! What the flying fuck! Limpek thought today after work go gym for a while. Then come back write one entry about cheong-ing last night. Then go to sleep. Limpek reach home liao, kanineh, see all dark dark. Whole area also like that.
This is the second time this year already no electricity. Its like Tenaga Nasional song song go and pull out your plug, let your kah ch’ng roast at night so that people cannot sleep and end up fucking. Maybe got conspiracy to boost population this way.
You all every year got donno what earth hour, turn off all power for one hour or something like that. Jiak sai la. Limpek all the time also got earth hour wat. This year already got 48 earth hours. Thanks to environmental friendly TNB. Puahbai.
No wonder the Namewee guy so tulan go and fuck TNB in youtube. This siaokia really hero wan. Limpek know its old video la but not everything also must be new and happening wan okay?
Seriously limpek don’t know what kinda shit the gahmen was talking about when they claim we have first world facility. Stupid puahbais. Having the tallest tower for a few years, building a badly invested F1 circuit, Nasikandar development, Port Klang Freak Zone, Monsoon D Cup and all these nonsense doesn’t make us first world one bit. None of the utilities or facilities that limpek need to use works fine.
Electricity: TNB. Tiu Nia Bu. Namewee already explained.
Water: SYABAS. Syabas! Tahniah! Anda telah memenangi bekalan air berbentuk teh kosong untuk selama lamanya.
Internet: Telekom. Wah.. streamyx. Want to see Maria Ozawa porn? limpek will open page, go cook maggi, eat finish maggi, go pangsai, then shower, then wipe dry then sit down, then the 2 minute video ngam ngam load finish. Oh, then suddenly power outage.
Satellite TV: ASTRO. Everytime rain/storm no reception. So meaning when weather is good we should stay home watch TV? But when rain/storm we should go out do something? Like, go get hit by lightning? So Astro is literally telling us to go die? Limpek didn’t bother mentioning RTM because limpek don’t even understand why they exist.
Basic utilities also cannot get it right. First world they say? But knowing them, their standard excuse will be “Eh, be thankful you even got this services la. These are luxury living facilities you know? First world comfort utilities you know?”
Yes, now limpek understand. Last time when limpek’s father always tiu kau me for failing subjects in class or skipping school, limpek should have told him “Eh laupek, be thankful la, limpek not selling K to classmates, smoking weed in school, whacking the teacher and fucking the substitute tudung teacher! So you should praise the heaven for not birthing a devil.”
But then limpek’s laupek would’ve slapped me from Malaysia all the way to Zimbabwe. That’s the kind of mentality our puahbai gahmen or gahmen linked agencies have. ‘Always compare with the worst so you can feel the best’.
So limpek reach home, housing area completely dark dark. Then see the neighbour all outside smoking and talking under the moon, the only source of light.
Neighbour got 7 Vietnam guys all squeeze in one house wan. The house only has 3 rooms, I don’t know how they make it. Want to pangsai also have to take number like Maybank.
But better than last time limpek’s uncle rented a 3 room kampong bungalow to 12 bangala. Walaoeh, when they play the cassette radio, become like Zouk liao. Everytime they cook dinner is like mini kenduri like that. Seems like very happening.
All 7 Vietnam pai kia was outside, not wearing shirt, face like very tulan. They must be do construction site wan bacause a few of them wearing safety helmet. I don’t know why midnight they still wear helmet in the dark. Maybe they think the Americans still want to bomb them?
The streetlight all also dark, but the moon was very bright. I ask them, “No electric?” The one wearing helmet say “Harrr? Prong prong something (don’t know what he saying)”.
Then limpek point to streetlight and make sound “BZZZ BZZZ… no have?” Mr. Helmet smiling very happy say “yes yes no have, 9 o croc”. Probably mean since 9pm.
Limpek also don’t know why he so happy. Then limpek ask “until tomorrow? Morning?” Mr. Helmet say “Yes yes!!” then start to laugh happily and the others also join him.
Limpek then ask “No one complain?”, Mr. Helmet look very lost and don’t know what to say. Then he answer “Er... kom krengg? One? Two? Three? No, seveng”
Limpek (= ____ =’’’) …
Limpek “O-kay.. seveng seveng…” Then the whole 7 viets starts laughing like crazy. The only missing thing in the picture was probably Snow White.
Limpek think this bunch of Vietnamese is abit sot in the head. Like that also funny. Well, at least they don’t look so tulan anymore. Limpek also considered make them happy liao.
This few Vietnamese very hardworking wan. They leave to work early in the morning, come back usually after sun go down. You see their skin become darker and darker, probably toiling under the sun. They rarely eat outside, maybe because want to save money. You can hear them cooking together and feel the kenduri every dinner time.
They usually stay in the house. Sometimes play guitar and sing together in the balcony. Their voice is abit kanasai but can still sense the passion. But tonight with the whole area’s light out they are gathering outside under the moonlight. Seems like tonight was special to them.
Maybe it reminds them of home at Vietnam kampung? A bunch of shirtless men after a hard days work, smoking and talking by the padi field with no electric. They all seem used to having no electricity.
Maybe the few wearing helmet because it feels like kampong strawhat?
It seems like to them, no matter what kind of shit life throws at them, its okay wan. Because in the end, they still have each other. And that's good enough a reason to laugh together.
Limpek also start to become more fond of these sot Vietnamese.