Iron Man 2 sioottttt... I mean, what more can you ask for? Ahh but of course just like orgasms we cannot help but want more more more!!! so they give you
Scarlett "tetek" johansson as Black Widow . Olivia munn as Iron Maiden (?) limpek donno hamilan is that. Iron maiden is not a metal band meh?
And the most stim cum on face wan of course is --->
WAR MACHINE!!! WAHHHH SIOOKKKK!!!!
Although as expected, the Malaysian language will probably just butcher the translation into something like "MESIN PERANG". Walaoeh. Or "Jentera Perang"? It'll be something like,
Kini membuka di semua pawagam..... ORANG BESI 2 !!! Juga mempamerkan watak Jentera Perang, Janda Hitam, Pompuan Besi dan.... wah kanineh whiplash is what ar? Si Momentum Yang Menolak Balik Sesuatu Tenaga Yang Dihalakan Sesuatu Arah?
Sori la, quite obvious limpek Bahasa is fail along with Fizik.
But Don Cheaddle as Jentera Perang... abit fail lor dont you think? I mean, look at him:
I mean, he's like Mr Hotel Rwanda lor. How to expect him to kick ass?
nahbeh, abit beh tahan lor. War Machine is like, stim stim shiny shiny somemore got tua tua ki gun on the shoulder (as if want to compensate on the metal emptiness down there in the metal speedos). But the tua tua ki gun on the shoulder is sibeh steady. Carry around one tua tua ki shiny shiny
then the shaft thickens abit, overall more filling
whoa then tua tua ki t'ng t'ng already, somemore got head extension
=_=''' .... "limpek soot ka ee hao ar!!"
So based on the trend of
tua ki enough for you?
oh by the way if you're hot chio bu and bored and want to watch Ironman 2 with lonely limpek, please let me know. I will be very polite and good and buy you ticket and popcorns and drinks and promise wont touch your nehneh halfway.