Recap last post. So limpek was at velvet. Bumped into Old Friend in the toilet. Old Friend was taking a piss. Got done then proceed to shake his dick to clear the droplets...
Limpek say "Oi! Nabeh! Careful la droplets going to kena my face lehh!"
Old Friend "Wahaha, its okay mah. Its very healthy haven't you heard?"
*Old Friend continue to flick vigorously*
Limpek "Wahlaueh, ah hia, don't masturbate in public la!" At this point limpek feel like turning towards him and just pee on his face already. This kind of disgusting bugger.
Then I hear some chikopek laughing "Tee hee hee" those very nahpet kind of laugh. So I turn to my right (Old Friend is on my left) and saw this fucking chikopek face grinning at us.
kanineh, that kind of face show you while you are peeing, limpek also terkejut. Until the pee also cut-off halfway. This puahbai face guy was also flicking away his dick like very funny liddat.
Then suddenly limpek look down, WAHBENG!!! Mr Puahbaiface's lanjiao is completely botak wan!!! Sibeh geliI! Its like those old old mandarin orange. Alot of wrinkles and no hair wan. Completely hair-free! But his one more gross and nua-nua. Kanineh! Its like Captain Picard from Star Trek like that! Whats his name... Patrick Stewart!
This ugly nabeh's ugly gugu look like this
Completely botak! Wah limpek faster scoot 2 steps away from this ugly porn star wannabe. Then I look to Old Friend again and realize, nabeh! Old Friend's gugu look like Lenny Kravitz.
at that point limpek think "what the fuck is wrong with guys nowadays". They really dont know how to handle their pubic hair anymore? But cannot blame them also. This kind of things, where got people teach. Maybe this should be taught in school next time. How to style your gugu hair properly. No wonder limpek read THB's blog, always got complain about some horny guy's pubic hair tickling her nose. But limpek will definitely trim nice nice for THB. It is quite true actually. Limpek put diagram to explain you better. Because alot of gong chikos dont understand if they dont see it wan. Maybe can keep this to use as slide for gugu hair-styling class in school next time. But must pay royalty.
See? It doesnt look very fun isnt it? Your ger being so nice but you repay her by digging her nostril with your taugeh, poking her nose also. If sibeh long wan (or your gugu sibeh short) may even poke her eye and cause temporary blindness. Cannot be selfish like that wan. Even worse if you got lice..
Luckily limpek's first girlfriend, May, long long time ago very smart and open, teach limpek all this kind of things. Last time she also complain like THB, say limpek's Godzilla Taugeh getting in her nose. Keep wanting to sneeze.
Then somemore sometimes can end up on the tongue, its a very disgusting feeling. It happened to limpek before also. Of course not because limpek was giving blowjob la. But if you are those romantic lover lomeo type like limpek you also sure got give pussyjob wan. Some people call it eat abalone. Weeman like to call it eat maggi. Because he say the slurping sound like eating maggi. This puah bai, limpek donno why got slurping also, he think he eat fresh oyster. Weeman, when your saliva flow everywhere down there to the butt crack, girls find it very uncomfortable wan you know? This is not spaghetti you know? Lick properly! dont be messy!
So to prevent all this from happening, please learn to trim your bush. Shaving everything to make your gugu look like Captain Picard is a no no. You think you will look sexy with botak gugu. But actually sibeh sampat and look like Pinochio nose. It's absolutely nahpet. Unless you really are a porn star.
The trick is to style it just right. Limpek share with you a trick limpek observe from the barber. Last time limpek go barber always tell him, "dey machaa, hair very thick la! I dowan grow afro. Please trim! Make it thin!". Because limpek hair is the thick thick kind. Always look like going to explode. So the barber will always use this style...
TADAAA!!! This is the result you will get. Some long some short. Overall thinner bush and visibly more smart. Then keep doing the same thing all over the entire bush and you will get alot of mini mountains like this.
My barber machaa say, this is call layering! Limpek donno whether he just sin ka lan me or not.
style inspired by Hong Kong Bengs
Two gugus of the exact same length. But why right side look longer? My teacher Mr. Robertson last time say its called Optical Illusion. So now limpek teach you how to do Optical Elongation.
Here is a chart of all the areas that is supposed to be hair-free. The red ones are what you should shave off. The black one is where you trim. No this is not a picture of spaceship.
There, the hairstyling lessons end for today. Limpek will leave you all with some trimming styles for you to explore. Use wax / hair gel accordingly.