Swimming in Beer

Viva Español!!!

Gracias for the 64 jugs of beer!

now limpek really need to get some sleep... reply tmr
hailat, still gotta work

A Match More Important Than World Cup Finals

Have you heard about the match?



Some rich senile old men arranged to have the most 'exciting' football match ever...





Die Mannschaft



VS



ONE 11MALAYSIANS






That's right, you better be excited.
...

And no, that guy there is not the Ramly burger seller at the corner of your neighborhood.


Football Association of Malaysia (FAM) says "... we believe this exposure will cultivate the young talents of Malaysian footballers. Some of whom we personally believe are good enough to be playing in the international field. We are certain from this experience and media coverage, renowned clubs like Chelsea, Barcelona, Intermilan, etc will be swarming to sign in our local talents. We feel that this is the best decision we've ever made in the interest of football fans worldwide and the Malaysian nation."

And then they went on to say "... after studying the formation and strategies that Joachim employs for the German team, we have rather high confidence that the Malaysian team will emerge the winner. By employing quick long-ball tactics, we are certain in gaining the upper hand and win the German team. The real question is, winning by how many goals."




oh wait, here comes the best part...


the miraculous oracle PAUL the prophesying OCTOPUS was consulted to give his input...



and?






we rawkzarrr yawww!!!!

Paul the Octopus picture sent by Tiong Beng... no idea who edited it. Damn good job though!
Sorry FAM, dont sue me pls.

And then there were two

At least tonight it was worth staying up for...




And finally, down they go... (along with dblchin nyeh nyeh)




So now its the final showdown.

VS

In the end, it will be Spain to kill Netherlands afterall. Limpek can even smell the 64 jugs of beer already. Sorry Oranje, you're going down.

SPAIN FTW!!!

Netherland 3 : Uruguay 2 KNN CCB

Kanineh Holland... always pull this kind of shit. Limpek take Holland give 1/2 - 1 ball, 90 minutes oon oon eat bee hoon already thought can win full. Last minute give in an easy goal like that. Ciiibaaaiiiii only win half!!! Reduce rm600 suddenly!! Mah cipet 2 bottles of whiskey down the drain. Somemore limpek buy open small, since holland always play like kiasi liddat. Suddenly turn out 5 goals.. wahpiang!

Just like during game against Slovakia, give 1 ball. 93 minutes already 2-0 oon oon eat bee hoon mah. Fucking 93 minutes 30 something seconds let in goal 2-1. Win nothing. Chaoo ci baiiii!

Then somemore put Brazil out and make limpek lose big time.

The cibai mamak crowd also sibeh nahlan wan. With all those fucking mat rempits mocking, sneering and making noise like fucking monkeys. Limpek also feel like throwing my chapati at them. Wanna cheer, cheer properly la, no need to be such paria fans.

Kanineh Holland really damn kau suey wan. Waste limpek's effort wear orange boxers for good luck. Somemore eat so many oranges now feel like going to cough.

Limpek hope Spain will kill them kau kau.


That is... if Spain can even survive the blardy German Nazis...